Star Wars is one of the most popular film franchises in history. It has made billions and billions of dollars. Do you know what happens to successful film franchises? Well, studios try and crank out as many of them as possible. However, we also end up getting some porn parodies.
Star Wars porn parodies are just about everywhere you look. Some of them are amazing others well, they leave a whole lot to be desired. Since we know that you only like have a limited amount of time to enjoy porn, we have decided to up in the hard work for you. On this page, we are going to introduce you to fifteen of what we believe are the absolute best Star Wars porn parodies around.
Let’s jump in, shall we?
Brazzers Presents; The Parodies Vol. 6 (Brazzers) 2016
This collection stars Riley Reed, Nicole Aniston, Brooklyn Chase, and a whole lot more. Since it has been produced by Brazzers, you know that it is going to be damn good too.
To us, this collection is pretty much a nerd’s dream. This is because it includes:
- Star Trek parodies
- X-Men parodies
- Batman parodies (who doesn’t love a bit of Harley Quinn?)
Of course, the scene that you are going to be after is Star Whores: Princess Lay. We assume that this story is set at some point after the second real movie. Princess Lay (which is, of course, a parody of Princess Leia) has been kidnapped by a bounty hunter. She then has to do his sex bidding. You know, some of your pretty standard stuff for porn movies. It is light on the story, but it is certainly going to be heavy on that sexy aesthetic.
Parodies Awaken (Digital Playground) 2016
If you love sexy people dressed up as aliens, being pounded by people who we, presume, are attracted to aliens then Parodies Awaken is where you need to be. Digital Playground has actually produced several of these DVDs now. We will talk about the second in a short while.
While there are a few different parodies included on this DVD, the bulk of the attention is given to Chanell Heart and her Star Wars adventures. Honestly, if you are looking for a parody that boasts some bloody brilliant costumes, then this is probably where you need to be looking. To us, Digital Playground have always been able to nail the aesthetics of porn parodies, so you really feel that you are watching Star Wars, albeit with some seriously sexy actors.
There are some decent sex scenes in the first Parodies Awaken, which means that this really is much more than a parody video. It is somewhere that you really will be able to get your groove on to.
Parodies Awaken 2 (Digital Playground) 2016
Parodies Awaken 2 is pretty much more of the same as the first Parodies Awaken. It does shake up the actors a little bit, though. This includes the addition of Alexis Faux and Eva Lovia.
Perhaps the main difference between this DVD and the first one we talked about is the fact that it is going to be a little bit lighter on the Star Wars content. Only one scene is related to Star Wars.
However, once again, this does mean that you are going to be watching a porn parody that is a nerd’s dream. This means that you will be able to enjoy Batman, Star Trek, and X-Men content. In fact, you even have a spot of Marvel Cinematic Universe going on here with Captain America being represented.
This was an easy inclusion on our list of the best Star Wars porn parodies because the content is just so damn good.
Porn Wars: Episode I (Private) 2006
Liz Honey and Mya Diamond going to be your main stars here.
This is the first Porn Wars movie of three from Private. Somewhat surprisingly, each of the films does go quite heavy on the storyline, and it follows throughout each of the movies. Obviously, you cannot expect anything anywhere near as epic as George Lucas put together. But, hey, at least you are going to be having a wank at the same time?
The very first Porn Wars goes right in on the lesbian content. Rather than having Jedi Warriors fight for the fate of the planet here, you have Jodi Warriors, which are pretty much just some seriously sexy women.
The whole movie follows the idea of them training the battle the Seth (which is a parody of the Sith), of course. It turns out that the best way in which they can accomplish this is through a series of sex scenes. Lots and lots of sex scenes.
Don’t worry, it isn’t just about the lesbian porn here. There will also be a small amount of straight porn scattered throughout the movie for good measure. You have a ton of content to enjoy, and this is likely a video that you will want to watch over and over again.
Porn Wars: Episode II (Private) 2006
Porn Wars: Episode II takes everything that was great about the first movie and cranks it up a notch. We are taking better sex scenes. Better costumes. Better sex. Better story.
None of the cast from the first movie return here. Instead, you have Angelina Crow and Antonio Ross helming the movie, with a few other women thrown in for good measure.
As we said before, each of these movies builds upon the story of the previous one. In this case, the Jodi base that was a staple of the first movie has been wiped out. The Jodi have been scattered around the universe by the evil Seth.
Once again, it is up to them to rebuild the order. Guess how they are going to do this? Well, if you said that they are going to spend hours at the gym, and practicing their lightsaber skill,s then you would be wrong. It is mostly just Antonio Ross fucking a lot of different women.
This is what we love about this porn parody. It does pretty much exactly the same as what Star Wars movies do; tell the same story, just in a slightly different way in the next movie.
Porn Wars: Episode III (Private) 2007
The trilogy concludes in this movie. Liz Honey makes a return in this one too.
As you can probably guess, the climax to this movie is fucking amazing. Lots and lots of sex. More aliens than ever. Good triumphs over evil, the works.
The thing that we are the most surprised by when it comes to Porn Wars: Episode III is the amount of content you have to enjoy. There are about two hours of sex scenes and story here. Since the scenes that you see in this Star Wars parody are so damn hot, you will probably be enjoying everything in 2-minute increments too…if you know what we mean!
Honestly, this movie was so brilliant that we are longing for a fourth entry. However, since it has been so long since 2007, we doubt one is ever going to come. Private have missed the boat on the Star Wars revival, after all.
Rogue One: A Fetish Parody (Anastasia Pierce Productions) 2017
The previous movies in this list were based upon the mainline Star Wars movies, even if they were only a loose parody. Rogue One: A Fetish Parody, goes down a different route. Instead, this is a parody of one of the spin-off movies in the series. This is an all-girl porn parody. It features Anastasia Pierce, Melissa Jacobs, and Star Nine (to name but a few!)
This porn parody is actually split up into three segments. Only the first of them is going to be based upon Rogue One, with the other two taking key scenes from moments in the other Star Wars movies (yes, you have slave Leia!)
Since this is a fetish movie, you can expect it to get quite kinky in places. This means forced feeding, foot play, bondage, chains, leather straps, etc. Basically, if something is legal in the world of fetish, chances are that Anastasia Pierce has tried to work it into her content somehow. We are sure that the fetish nature of this movie isn’t going to be for everybody. However, you do owe it to yourself to check out a couple of clips, right?
Star Wars: The Last Temptation (Digital Playground) 2018
Adriana Chechik is the star of the movie here, with a couple of other supporting players brought in for good measure. Digital Playground has certainly managed to assemble a top team of porn stars, including some AVN winners. However, let’s be honest, did you really expect anything less from them?
This movie just comes right out and uses the real character names from the movies here. There is absolutely no beating about the bush (well, there is, but in a different way!)
This movie seems to be a parody of the latest trilogy. Rey is addicted to sex, and Kylo Ren is trying to work that to his advantage. Of course, this movie is all about Rey trying to fight back her sex cravings in a bid to rid the world of evil. Yeah. It can get pretty emotional at times (not really)
The costumes in this movie are damn good, so if you have ever fantasized about watching modern Star Wars characters bang, then this is probably your best choice.
Star Wars Underworld: An XXX Parody (Digital Playground) 2017
Eva Lovia leads the all-star cast here.
The previous movie from Digital Playground (i.e. Star Wars: The Last Temptation) focused heavily on the humans banging. This movie is for those that love the aliens from the seedy underworld getting it on instead.
Unlike some other porn parodies, this is not really based on any story in the Star Wars universe. Instead, it is an original story featuring a bounty hunter trying to track down a corrupt senator’s daughter.
We love the aesthetic that Digital Playground went for here, and this is almost certainly going to be one of those Star Wars porn parodies that you are going to be watching repeatedly.
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid Entertainment) 2012
Allie Haze and Seth Gamble are just a few of the stars in this porn parody from Vivid Entertainment. There are about a dozen others, so you will almost certainly find somebody that catches your attention here.
There are some people that claim that this is one of the most ambitious porn movies ever made. Guess what? This is not something that we are going to be arguing with.
There is 2-hours and 30-minutes of content to dive into here. You have wonderful scenes. This not only includes the amount of sex, but the costumes. Vivid Entertainment really nailed the whole Star Wars look. We have no doubt that they threw a lot of money developing this movie. It was a decent investment too! It is one of our favorites on this list.
Star Wars: A Gay XXX Parody Part One
Jesse Ares and Luke Adams are your stars here.
Obviously, as the name suggests, this is 100% gay porn. We don’t really think the name of the movie could have made this any clearer. However, we will point it out again. This is only a movie that you want to be watching if you are into the gay porn. Otherwise, look elsewhere.
In the first part of this series, Obi-Wan is trying to teach Luke Skywalker how to use the force. Obviously, and you have probably guessed this by now, this is going to be through the power of sex
Since most gay porn movies do, sadly, seem to be pretty low-budget nowadays, we do love the fact that this company has gone to huge lengths to produce something with fantastic costumes and special effects. It is worth checking out!
Star Wars: A Gay XXX Parody Part Two
Star Wars: A Gay XXX Parody Part Two is pretty much more of the same as the first movie. Luke Adams makes a return as Luke Skywalker. However, rather than having tons and tons of meaningless sex with Obi-Wan´Kenobi, it seems that Han Solo is going to be the token of his affections here.
Now, this porn parody does not have as much story as the first movie. However, it is gay porn, what do you expect? It does, however, have some far better and kinkier sex scenes. If you are into your gay porn, then it is worth checking out for that alone.
Star Babe (1977)
So far, all of the porn movies that we have talked about on this page are more modern movies. So, why don’t we talk about something that is more of a blast from the past? As near as we can tell, Star Babe was the very first Star Wars porn parody to be released. It came out the same year that the original Star Wars came out. You have 80-minutes of fun here.
Christine Kelly and Tomi La Roux are your stars here. In this movie, it does kind of seem that the Star Wars aesthetic has been tacked on. Although, we don’t blame them. It seems that a sci-fi movie was already being developed. They realized Star Wars was popular, so they threw in Darth Vader and rolled with it.
Obviously, since this is porn from the 1970s, it is probably not going to be for everybody. However, if you are looking for one of the original Star Wars sex parodies, why not check it out?
Sex Wars (1985)
While it is probably not the best porn movie ever, mostly because the two stars dropped out at the last minute, this is a genuinely funny movie with some epic sex scenes.
Sex Wars has a staple Star Wars porn parody. This means bounty hunters tracking down a princess. However, it works. Robin Cannes and Laurie Smith are going to be your main stars here.
Do bear in mind that this movie is going to be a bit more focused on the story than the porn. However, you do still have a decent amount of sex happening, which is nice.
Space Nuts (2003)
Stormy Daniels and Evan Jones are the stars of Space Nuts. The actual parody and humor is somewhat ‘out there’, but it does try and stick to the story of Star Wars. This means a group of rebels trying to save the galaxy from an evil man hell-bent on its destruction.
While the main aesthetic of Space Nuts is Star Wars, expect a few other sci-fi movies and TV shows to get a mention here.
Conclusion
So, there you have it! Fifteen of the best Star Wars sex parodies around. All of them are going to be a decently fun watch, so why not pay attention to a few of them? You never know how much fun you are going to have having a wank over some awesome cos-playing, right?
