Women love their vibrators, and they love to talk about them. When women are together, very few topics are taboo including the assortment of toys in their top drawer.
They all share stories of their favorite toys, and talk about which toys didn’t do it for them. Ladies have no problem talking about length, girth, vibration strength, and how strongly they came with certain toys.
Women learn about their toys from their friends, but one thing you will find, men will rarely admit they own sex toys. For this reason, we definitely need to spend more time talking about one of the pocket pussy; one of the most underrated inventions ever.
What is a pocket pussy?
A pocket pussy is, to be very brief, a pussy you can put in your pocket. It is a portable fake vagina you can carry, and it adds a new twist into your masturbation. It is generally a cylinder shaped device with a hollow sleeve inside; this sleeve is the actual pussy.
It is made of often lifelike silicone material, and the best ones are silky smooth and feel like a real vagina.
The inside of this fake pussy is often tight and squeezes as it stretches, so you feel the sensation of a real pussy tightening around your dick. While the function of a pocket pussy is basically the same as another, there are a range of them to choose from.
Some are simple and basic, and some are made to look and feel like a real vagina. They even have pocket pussies modeled after real life adult film stars, so it actually looks like you’re fucking the girl from your fantasy.
How to use a pocket pussy
A pocket pussy works like a real-life pussy, in that you stick your dick into it. You will likely need to add some lubricant to the device before you start, as unlike a real pussy it can’t make it’s own.
You will also need to be somewhat erect before you begin, as much like a real pussy you can’t do much with a limp dick. So put a few drops of your favorite lubricant (use water based lubricants with your toys, never oil) and stroke yourself the old fashion way.
You might even want to put on some pornography, especially if you’re using one modeled after a porn star. Now that your pocket pussy is all lubed up and you’re proudly sporting an erection, the fun can begin.
Either lying down or while sitting, you push your erect dick into the pussy pocket, and thrust away. You shouldn’t need much more than a few drops to get going, because you’ll be making plenty of your own as you thrust away.
Some pocket pussies are meant to be squeezed on the outside to control the tightness, and some have hard shells and are tight all by themselves. That’s all there is to it, just bounce that fun little pussy up and down on your cock until you are satisfied, then don’t forget to clean it.
Pocket pussy review
You now understand the general concept of the pocket pussy, but as I already said there is an enormous range of choices to make. It can be overwhelming when you consider how many choices there are, so I wanted to discuss some specific features and aspects so you can decide what kind of fake pussy is for you.
Men aren’t going to discuss these things with each other, so you can’t rely on the advice of your friends. Many of them have probably already had one or more of these for years, but they won’t share that secret with you.
Rather than discuss the many terrible pocket pussies that are available (including a few that I’ve wasted my money on over the years) I wanted to take you directly to the best.
These are the top of the line, as good as it gets when it comes to a portable pussy. These 6 are the only ones you should consider buying because you’re bound to be disappointed if you stray off this list. All pocket pussies are not made equal, so make sure you find one that works better than just stroking it like you have been.
The Utensil Race Proof 005 Zhang Xiao Yu’s Realistic Pussy Masturbator
Our first pocket pussy is a celebrity one; and if you’re a fan of beautiful Asian women this one is for you. Modeled exactly after the vagina of Zhang Xiao Yu, the beautiful and world famous nude model, this toy can fulfill your fantasy of being with this exotic Chinese woman.
Zhang Xiao Yu actually had a cast made of her pussy, and they use that cast to create every bit of this pocket pussy exactly like hers. This is a bulkier toy, certainly not going to fit discretely into your pocket, but the extra bulk makes a nice tight squeeze.
It feels incredibly realistic, and the inside of the vagina is textured for extra friction and has 3 different textured zones for maximum pleasure.
Thrust Pro Ultra Holly Realistic Vagina
You will love Holly, and she will provide you many hours of stimulation. This ultra-soft and supple pocket pussy has the texture and tightness that’ll make you question if it’s the real thing.
The tight inside of the pussy has realistic ridges and folds, and even a G-spot zone to make it feel like the real thing. This toy is a little longer for those of you blessed with a little extra, as some of these pocket pussies might be too shallow for your entire member.
This toy has a very tight grip and has a ribbed outside to make it easier to hold. This toy is also hiding a small secret; a small hole which you can insert a bullet-type vibrator to really intensify the experience.
Fleshlight
There is one big name in pocket pussies, and that is the Fleshlight. One of the most successful pocket pussies ever, these little devices have found their way around the world and are the favorite of many, and for good reason.
They make an incredible range of products and you honestly can’t go wrong here. They still carry the Fleshlight Classic, the original device which launched the industry, but also many more. They make training devices that help men last longer in bed.
They also have clear pussies to watch yourself fuck, they have compact toys and sleeves, and they also have pocket pussies modeled after one of dozens of real life adult film stars.
Their list is impressive, check their website today and see if your favorite porn star is available. They also cater to fans of oral or anal sex, and even have a line of toys modeled after the backside of famous gay porn stars. In short, they have something for everyone.
Tenga Zero Flip Hole Luxury Male Masturbator
One of the frustrating things about pocket pussies is cleaning them; sometimes it is difficult to get inside of such a tight hole to clean up your mess once you’re done. If that’s an issue for you, this toy is for you.
This pocket pussy opens up like a book, the entire device actually opens in half so you can see the smooth contours of the fake pussy before you fuck it, and for easy cleaning after. You simply open this device up, sprinkle a little of your favorite lubricant, close it and get to the fucking.
The inside isn’t smooth like a vagina, there are ridges and nubs and contours which make this a very stimulating experience. Every inch of your cock will be massaged and tickled as you thrust.
This device will also suck your dick, as an innovative one-way valve allows you to build up some suction pressure so you can feel it literally suck the cum out of you.
Max 2 by Lovense
Like the other pocket pussies on this list, the Max 2 provides a nice tight fake pussy for your dick. That’s where the similarities end, as Lovense is taking masturbation into the 21st century.
The ridged and textured inside is wonderful, but this device also can treat your penis to deep vibrations as you fuck it. As if vibration wasn’t enough, the Max 2 also has 360 degree contractions, which means that much like a real vagina, this toy moves and contracts around your dick and combines with the stimulating vibration to bring you to new heights.
An adjustable air vent allows you to control suction, but this toy is also Bluetooth. It connects to your smartphone, so you can optimize your experience by adjusting the vibration and contraction until they’re perfect.
You can also give the controls to someone else, even across the country with the internet connection. You can also make it a mutual experience, as the toy can connect and work along with another Lovense toy.
The Autoblow
How could these toys get any better you might be wondering. Well, we saved perhaps the best for last. Certainly the most innovative of our list, the Autoblow takes the work out of your hands, and allows you to lie back and get a blowjob.
This device uses a patented gripper and sleeve device, which moves the grip up and down your dick like a pair of tight lips. The Autoblow strokes your dick while you lie back and picture the woman of your dreams with her lips around you.
It comes programmed with 9 different blowjobs pre-programmed for you, and an AI feature which adjusts to the moment and makes it different every time. The toy also has an edge button, so you can pause the program for a moment, then return to the same intensity once you’re calmed down a little.
In short, anyone who likes getting a blowjob will like the Autoblow.
How to clean your pocket pussy
You need to clean these after each use; there is simply no excuse not to. Leaving your mess inside of a pocket pussy may begin to wear out or ruin the material, but it will certainly be gross.
Bacteria and other germs can grow in such a confined space; you do not want your pocket pussy to start smelling because that can kill the mood. To start, you should find a very mild soap. A gentle hand soap will work, or you can buy some gentle sex toy cleanser to be sure you aren’t ruining your new best friend.
Use very little soap and a lot of warm water. You need to also make sure that it is dry before you put it away, as moisture can cause mildew to grow. You should also store the toy in the box that it came in; don’t just simply toss it into your sock drawer.
You can avoid a lot of the mess by using a condom when you fuck your pocket pussy. I would never do it; I’m happy to clean up properly afterward but whatever you prefer.
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Conclusion
Like I’ve said, your choices are nearly infinite as far as colors, shapes, feels, and features of the pocket pussy. They squeeze, they contract, they vibrate, and some of them flat-out suck your dick for you.
Before you decide to commit to a new toy, you should give careful consideration to your needs. If you have more between your legs, make sure you get one that will accommodate you rather than frustrate you.
You might prefer to avoid vibration if you’re too sensitive to it, or maybe you prefer a hand-off experience and just want the toy to pleasure your dick by itself. You can find anything you’re looking for, so don’t settle for anything less.
