Let’s not kid ourselves here: everybody needs to fucking get off. I don’t care how uptight you may be or how many days you think you can go before you have to blow your load: everybody does it. Yes, that includes your father while your mother watches him show another dude on their webcam. Indeed, it includes your grandfather and that weird uncle who’s always asking, ‘where you keep the cheese,’ at every holiday. They…

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