Heard of Lego porn?`Wondering what the hell it actually is? Well, read on. We are going to try and explain what some people believe is one of the craziest porn kinks out there (trust us: it probably isn’t)
What is Lego Porn?
Yes. We know that the name sounds weird, but it is actually pretty descriptive. The name Lego porn pretty much tells you exactly what you are going to get.
Lego porn involves Lego minifigures just…banging one another?. Obviously, since you are able to pose these characters however you wish, you can put them in all sorts of positions. They also have various tools and accessories that you can use to make your Lego porn even more…we are hesitant to say it…but ‘thrilling’.
Obviously, one of the ‘joys’ of Lego porn is that you have a decent ecosystem of franchises to choose from. Like, who hasn’t wanted to see Darth Vader banging Frodo from the Lord of the Rings? Want about Homer Simpson being given a good rogering from Iron Man? Hell, why not bring all of these into the Ghostbusters building where Slimer can get covered in…well…slime. The possibilities are endless, which is probably one of the joys of Lego porn.
How Popular is Lego Porn?
Well, you are reading about it. We have taken the time to write an article about it. This should probably tell you that it has an element of popularity to it.
Now, of course, Lego porn is still going to be quite a niche type of porn. it isn’t the sort of thing that you can expect thousands and thousands of people to be watching on a daily basis. However, there are probably a few hundred people that are interested in this kink, and that is probably more than most other kinks, right?
We do want to point out that Lego porn has become a bit more popular in recent years. This is, mostly, down to the fact that several Lego movies have been released featuring characters that are meant to be ‘sexy’, which only made the porn more popular.
What Type of Lego Porn Exists?
Well, this is hard to explain. if you can angle Lego minifigs in a certain way, then you can probably make a bit of porn out of it. Although, to be honest, a good proportion of Lego porn is about various popular franchises. Like, Lord of the Rings porn, Ghostbusters porn, and maybe even a mix of Marvel porn thrown in for good measure.
As we said before; there may even be a little bit of a crossover between each of them. This is pretty much one of the only toys where you can do this. Hell, you have decades and decades of toys to fall back on and make some awesome Lego porn with.
Most of the Lego porn that you find online is likely to be images. After all, it is quick and easy to position the Lego and pull out the old camera phone. However, some of the most creative Lego porn comes in the form of stop motion videos.
Hell, you will be surprised at just how much effort people are willing to put into these videos. A good few minutes of Lego having sex. Now, isn’t this something that is appealing? Some even have some voice acting to them, but these are few and far between. You are really left to leave the voice acting to your own imagination.
Some have not even be made with Lego. Lego porn is quite popular (to an extent) and you may even find a few drawn images if you are really, really into this kink.
What Are the Best Sites to Watch Lego Porn?
Honestly? There are not that many sites that are dedicated to Lego porn. As much as people enjoy this type of porn, it is still a minor kink. We can imagine that many people probably do not want to feel the wrath of the Lego company when they build up a website around Lego characters banging each other. We heard that those Danish people are pretty touch when it comes to protecting their IP!
Our recommendation is that you head to any of the main porn websites. So, Porn Hub works here. However, there is also a subreddit on Reddit called /r/LegoPorn which is surprisingly active. You may also find a few bits and pieces scattered about Imgur, but most of these images are on Reddit anyway, so just stick around there and you should be able to see most of the better images out there.
Hell, if you really start to get into the kink and have a bit of Lego available, you can always try and put together your own Lego porn. It isn’t that difficult to do.
Is this Fetish Too Perverted?
That is up to you to decide.
We can think of plenty of fetishes that are way more perverted. Enjoying Lego porn isn’t illegal, and we are fine with you having kinks that are completely legal….even if many people will question why you enjoy Lego porn.
At the end of the day, you are the one to decide whether it is too perverted. We can’t control what you get your kicks to. Chances are that you do not have that much control over it either. If you enjoy looking at toys in rather compromising sexual positions, then that is up to you. We aren’t going to stand in the way.
It is probably best that you do not go around telling everybody that you are into Lego porn, though. While we are perfectly happy you like it and we are certainly not going to stand in your way, we are pretty sure that most other people are going to be a touch on the judgemental side.
That being said, we reckon that a lot of people that look at Lego porn are not really doing it for the sexual thrill. They are doing it because it kind of looks fun. Let’s be honest, who with Lego hasn’t tried to pose them in sexual ways before?
